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vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

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thepacificrimjob:

vanillastopbath:

thepacificrimjob:

back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found

guess

okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms. 

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(via emotion4l)


Posted April-19-2014 with 86,757 notes // Reblog

cuddlesclifford:

I HOPE YOU MEET YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER AND THEY LIKE YOU AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE THEM

(Source: bottomcal, via fake-mermaid)


Posted April-19-2014 with 188,455 notes // Reblog